{"id":352,"date":"2007-10-31T06:17:45","date_gmt":"2007-10-31T13:17:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stevegerber.wpengine.com\/?p=352"},"modified":"2007-10-31T06:17:45","modified_gmt":"2007-10-31T13:17:45","slug":"all-hollowed-eve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/stevegerber.com\/?p=352","title":{"rendered":"All Hollowed Eve"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Boo to you, and happy anniversary to my ex.<\/p>\n<p>Think I&#8217;ll go fuck a ghost in celebration.<\/p>\n<p>(Nah, not on the eve of an angiogram. No candy corn, either. Gotta stay in training.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boo to you, and happy anniversary to my ex. Think I&#8217;ll go fuck a ghost in celebration. (Nah, not on the eve of an angiogram. No candy corn, either. Gotta stay in training.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":41,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/stevegerber.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/stevegerber.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/stevegerber.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stevegerber.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/41"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stevegerber.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=352"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/stevegerber.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/stevegerber.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stevegerber.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stevegerber.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}