{"id":85,"date":"2005-06-25T01:21:02","date_gmt":"2005-06-25T08:21:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stevegerber.wpengine.com\/?p=85"},"modified":"2005-06-25T01:21:02","modified_gmt":"2005-06-25T08:21:02","slug":"so-when-does-the-whining-stop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegerber.com\/?p=85","title":{"rendered":"So When Does the Whining Stop?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now that Republicans control the White House, the Senate, the House of Representatives, the Supreme Court, and Sesame Street, I have three questions for America:<\/p>\n<p>1. Where&#8217;s paradise?<\/p>\n<p>2. When does the whining stop? Why do crybaby conservatives and fundamentalist Christians still feel so put-upon? What else do they need?  Do all the blue people have to expire before conservatives can be happy? (The blue people not already on life support, I mean; if your brain has shriveled to the size of a pea, you fit right in, and they&#8217;ll do anything to keep you alive.)<\/p>\n<p>3. When do Democrats wise up and stop running away from Howard Dean?  This guy is exactly what the Democratic party needs &#8212; a spokesman who&#8217;s willing to be as aggressive, relentless, and outrageous as any of the Republicans&#8217; legion of slanderers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now that Republicans control the White House, the Senate, the House of Representatives, the Supreme Court, and Sesame Street, I have three questions for America: 1. Where&#8217;s paradise? 2. When does the whining stop? Why do crybaby conservatives and fundamentalist Christians still feel so put-upon? What else do they need? Do all the blue people [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":41,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegerber.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegerber.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegerber.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegerber.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/41"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegerber.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stevegerber.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegerber.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegerber.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegerber.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}