When I get dehydrated, my thought processes tend to randomize.<\/p>\n
– I can never remember what the word “codependent” means, because it just means “dependent.” Like “proactive” means “active” and “pre-installed” means “installed.” People add superfluous syllables to common words to make themselves sound important.<\/p>\n
– John of Patmos.<\/p>\n
– As a kid, I once had a knife held to my throat. In my late teens, I once had a shotgun pointed at me. At an antiwar rally in 1968 or -9, a man in a VFW hat screamed in my face, “Where’s your Little Red Book?” I went, “Huh?” and told him I didn’t know what a Little Red Book was. He didn’t believe me.<\/p>\n
– Oh my god! “Walk” rhymes with “talk”!!!<\/p>\n
– Coherence tomorrow, comedy tonight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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