Draft-Dodging in the Culture War
I’m not going to wish you “Merry Christmas” *or* “Happy Holidays”. I’m not going to wish you “Happy Chanukah”, “Happy Kwanzaa”, or “Season’s Greetings”, either.
My seasonal wish is simply this:
Enthused
Fuckmas!
Fuckmas!
May each and every one of you get laid by New Years Eve. That will truly make the world a more peaceful, more joyous place.
December 22nd, 2005 at 10:42 PM
It’s the only civilized solution.
A heavily Enthused Fuckmas to you too, sir.
December 23rd, 2005 at 3:37 AM
Pleasant Paroxysms!
December 23rd, 2005 at 4:48 AM
My centiments exactly!! And, also with you!
December 23rd, 2005 at 8:12 AM
Thanks Steve! Here’s hopin’….
And a Enthused Fuckmas to you as well!
December 23rd, 2005 at 9:47 AM
And they say Steve doesn’t have a sentimental side!
December 25th, 2005 at 12:38 PM
(wiping coffee off the screen)
And a Hearty Humping to you!
December 26th, 2005 at 12:35 AM
I went to see my wife’s family fpr christmas…. her uncle said he had some old comic books and brought them out for me to peruse….. most of them were crap- but wait! Bestill my heart! It’s issues 2 and 3 of Omega the Unknown! I, of course, took them home…. now to find issue #1..
December 29th, 2005 at 9:11 AM
>now to find issue #1..
That’ll get you laid for sure! 😎
December 30th, 2005 at 6:15 AM
>That’ll get you laid for sure! 😎
Really?!?!?! Gee, I better get crackin’! 😉
December 31st, 2005 at 5:38 PM
A nice, good, long vigorous lay to you as well, Steve. And may she not turn out to be a post-op transexual. ;p
And on that note, my girlfriend is bothering me to get off the computer. May this New Year bring you all voluminous amounts of boinking with the partner of your choice!