Can This Be True…?

Has Panda Express really discontinued its Eggplant & Tofu dish, leaving patrons with a choice of entrees consisting of chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken or chicken?

Oh, well — back to the Anthony Burgess Burger (the old In-Out-In-Out), I suppose.

4 Responses to “Can This Be True…?”

  1. Elayne Riggs Says:

    No time for the old In-Out-In-Out, love, we’re just here to read the meter.

  2. Bob Kennedy Says:

    As a metaphor for our diminishing choices, I’m not sure this holds up. Every Panda Cafe I’ve ever seen was in a food court, next to a Jerry’s Subs and a place that makes fruit smoothies.

    Okay, I’ve only seen one. But it’s in a food court, next to a Jerry’s Subs and a place that makes fruit smoothies.

  3. Forrest Says:

    “Tonight: tofu. Bean curd or the world’s most specialized martial art?”

  4. Doc Martian Says:

    wacko writer breaks in after thinking about eggplant and tomato and how they are related to deadly nightshade and wondering about arthritic side effects.

    http://docmartian.blogspot.com/2004/05/iguana-chronicles.html

    kiss makes a special guest appearance in that bad boy. know any literary agents that aren’t chickenshit? can i get a blurb?

    cheers!
    Doc